who put the men in menopause?: hilarious poems for older women

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I’m enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It’s just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology. – Roseanne Barr Hopefully, you’ve gained some laughs from these menopause memes. You might’ve even learned some useful information. While it’s a serious subject, it can often help to find the humor in dysfunction. And, menopausal women can certainly be synonymous with dysfunction, right? She covers those all-important years in the build-up to menopause (the moment 12 months after your final period), helping you manage your symptoms. Our memories may fade, but let’s not spoil our parade. We’ll make new memories to be made, and cherish them like a fine upgrade. https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/03/06/chart-the-percentage-women-and-men-each-profession/GBX22YsWl0XaeHghwXfE4H/story.html

The poem also shows how I treat supposedly sacrosanct subjects (in this case, the reverence in which society holds pregnant women) and makes fun of them, using myself as the source: I did love being pregnant; but I hated it, too. I was often grumpy and unpleasant to my husband. Being pregnant does not make you a Madonna, and we should stop buying into that stereotype. My poetry is mainly about making people smile and I greatly value the fact I can come up with things that make people laugh. It never ceases to amaze me that audiences are so loyal and affectionate and will come out to see me, so I just want to do a good job. Buy The Slow Moon Climbs: The Science, History, and Meaning of Menopause here 5. Perimenopause: The Savvy Sister’s Guide to Hormone Harmony by Dr. Anna Garrett (2019)Buy The Change: Women, Ageing and the Menopause here 4. The Slow Moon Climbs: The Science, History, and Meaning of Menopause by Susan P. Mattern (2019) Buy The Menopause Solution: A Doctor’s Guide to Relieving Hot Flashes, Enjoying Better Sex, Sleeping Well, Controlling Your Weight, and Being Happy! here 7. The Estrogen Question: Know Before You Say “No” to HRT by Sandra Rice, MD (2019) What I would say, which I’ve said to myself and girlfriends who’ve also experienced hot flashes, in particular, is that change is part of being human. We evolve and should not fear that change. You’re not alone. I feel that part of living this long is experiencing this, so I’m trying to turn it into a very positive thing for myself, which it has been, in the sense of acceptance and tolerance and education about this time of life. – Kim Cattrall

Menopause: the phase of transition in every woman’s life. It is an invitation to start something new; even amidst the uncertainty and discomfort, it’s a time of new beginnings. – Dr. Anisha Potdar angst, funny, health, nature, religion, satire, wifeme, me, Menopause Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep The first in a fun series of four novels about four friends, all with menopause in common, who decide to embrace this next phase of their life and live it to the full. Menopause, oh menopause, The time of life that gives us pause, Let’s look on the bright side and smile, And embrace this time with style and guile. A Mans perspective But let’s not dwell on all of that. We’re strong and brave, we’re where it’s at, We’ve lived our lives, we’ve earned this time, We’ll face menopause with wit and rhyme.My wife holds the crown of my heart, so I will clown around and make her laugh instead of frown, even with all these ups and downs. Menopause isn’t a disease. It’s not a unfortunate thing that is happening to you. It’s a woman’s rite of passage, and it doesn’t have to be negative.

These funny little moments brought to life with witty words are what Pam’s come to be known and loved for, but recently she has taken the risk of publishing some of her more serious poems that she’s worried about revealing before. As the subtitle suggests, it talks about all the classic menopause symptoms (and treatments), plus broader aspects of health in midlife.If you deal with it in a healthy fashion, then I think you come out the other side a better person. I’ve got so much more energy now than I ever had in my early 50s before the menopause. — Julie Walters We hope that one or more of these books about menopause will help inspire and guide you through this important time of your life. It provides balanced information about the treatment, plus it explains all about the role of hormones and how they work in different areas of your body.

Historian Susan Mattern explores menopause through the ages, and in the process reclaims it as something positive—a new way of living and contributing to society. Happy New Year, everyone. Let’s make 2017 a year we thrive rather than simply survive. And what better way to begin our posts than with a good laugh (we sure need it.) Author Tracey Maguire shares her humorous take on the Change. Enjoy! It can be difficult to know what to think about hormone replacement therapy (HRT) when there are so many conflicting views out there.

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There is no better time for women approaching or currently going through menopause to start or renew an exercise program. Physical activity can play an important role in counteracting many of the changes a woman experiences in her post-menopausal years. — Sabrena Newton So menopause, it may seem tough, But with love and laughter, it’s not enough, To break the bond between us, and stuff, We’ll face it together, and say “enough”. A woman’s perogative We moved house, which was a massive trauma as I didn’t want to go, but now I’m here I like it. I also had a bad knee from when I fell off a ski lift and had to have a knee replacement. So that was long and painful but I’m fine now and I can tap dance again,” she jokes. When I wrote the book, I actually laughed as I wrote it. I couldn’t stop. I giggled at how silly I was. I roared with laughter because I was such a fool at the time, and didn’t understand what was happening to my own body. One minute hot, the next cold. Our moods like stories, often untold, We search for words, we can’t recall, Our minds are a blur, we hit a wall.